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“Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast-size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth… starting now.”

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youaremynirvana:

i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments 

i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13

and i’m like

OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE

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